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27/01/2009

Eureka

Filed under: assurdo,economia,gioia insensata — Oscaruzzo @ 21:36

paperone_giornaleOggi mi sono sentito un po’ come come doveva sentirsi Zio Paperone quando gli capitava di trovare (nella spazzatura o gettato a terra) un quotidiano del giorno “ancora come nuovo”. Sul tram infatti ho trovato nientemeno che un biglietto già timbrato ma ancora con mezz’ora di validità.

90 centesimi di risparmio. Sono proprio un ragazzo fortunato (sì, lo so che è da barboni e che tecnicamente è un illecito, ma vista la qualità del servizio della GTT non sento nemmeno un grammo di senso di colpa).

21/01/2009

Speriamo

Filed under: politica — Oscaruzzo @ 15:02

Chi mi conosce sa che sono un po’ cinico (o forse solo un po’ deluso dalla politica), per cui aspetterò parecchio prima di decidere se Obama sia veramente portatore di un qualche cambiamento o se sia invece banalmente uno spot, magari messo lì da soggetti con interessi di vario genere e natura. E tuttavia il discorso di ieri è stato grandioso ed è un esempio del tipo di discorso che vorrei sentire più spesso. Perchè non è un banale elenco di impegni, ma molto di più: è un elenco di ragioni.

My fellow citizens:

I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.

Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents.

So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.

These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land – a nagging fear that America’s decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many.

They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America – they will be met. On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.

On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.

We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of short-cuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted – for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things – some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.

For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.

For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn. Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions – that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act – not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology’s wonders to raise health care’s quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. And all this we will do.

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions – who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them – that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works – whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. And those of us who manage the public’s dollars will be held to account – to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day – because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control – and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our Gross Domestic Product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on our ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart – not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience’s sake. And so to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and that we are ready to lead once more.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort – even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus – and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect.

To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society’s ills on the West – know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world’s resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us today, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages.

We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment – a moment that will define a generation – it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter’s courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent’s willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends – hard work and honesty, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism – these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility – a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.

This is the price and the promise of citizenship.

This is the source of our confidence – the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.

This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed – why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America’s birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:

“Let it be told to the future world…that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive…that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet it.”

America. In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children’s children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God’s grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.

12/01/2009

L’ho fatto

Filed under: gnente — Oscaruzzo @ 21:43

Mi passano via mail ‘sto meme. E va be’, un po’ di disimpegno…

1.Ho offerto da bere a tutti in un bar
2.Ho nuotato insieme ai delfini
3.Ho scalato una montagna
4.Ho guidato una Ferrari
5.Sono stato all’interno della Grande Piramide
6.Ho tenuto in mano una tarantola
7.Ho fatto il bagno nudo nel mare
8.Ho detto “ti amo” credendoci
9.Ho abbracciato un albero
10.Ho fatto uno strip tease
11.Ho fatto bungee jumping
12.Sono stato a Parigi
13.Ho visto una tempesta marina
14.Ho passato la notte sveglio fino a vedere l’alba
15.Ho visto l’aurora boreale
16.Ho cambiato pannolini a un bambino
17.Sono salito a piedi sulla cima della Torre di Pisa
18.Ho coltivato e mangiato le verdure del mio orto
19.Ho toccato un iceberg
20.Ho dormito sotto le stelle
21.Sono stato su una mongolfiera
22.Ho visto una pioggia di meteoriti
23.Mi sono ubriacato
24.Ho fumato l’erba
25.Ho guardato le stelle con un telescopio
26.Mi è venuta la ridarella in un momento inopportuno
27.Ho fatto sesso orale
28.Ho scommesso e vinto ai cavalli
29.Mi sono finto malato pur non essendolo
30.Ho invitato una sconosciuto a casa mia
31.Ho fatto battaglie con palle di neve
32.Mi sono fotocopiato il culo in ufficio
33.Ho gridato con tutta la mia forza solo per il gusto di farlo
34.Ho tenuto in braccio un agnellino
35.Ho messo in atto una fantasia erotica pensata a lungo
36.Ho fatto un bagno romantico a lume di candela
37.Ho fatto una doccia con acqua gelata
38.Mi sono messo a parlare con un mendicante
39.Ho visto un’ eclisse totale
40.Ho preso il sole nudo
41.Sono stato su un roller coaster
42.Ho compiuto una home run
43.Ho ballato come un matto fregandomene degli altri
44.Ho parlato con accento straniero per un giorno intero
45.Ho visitato il luogo d’origine dei miei antenati
46.Almeno una volta mi sono sentito felice della mia vita
47.Ho visitato tutti gli Stati dell’America
48.Amo il mio lavoro in ogni suo aspetto
49.Ho confortato qualcuno che è stato smerdato di brutto
50.Ho vinto a qualche lotteria
51.Ho ballato con estranei in paesi stranieri
52.Ho visto le balene
53.Ho rubato o danneggiato cartelli stradali
54.Sono stato rispedito in Europa all’arrivo in USA
55.Ho fatto un viaggio on the road
56.Ho fatto alpinismo
57.Ho mentito alla dogana
58.Ho fatto una passeggiata notturna sulla spiaggia
59.Ho fatto parapendio
60.Sono stato in Irlanda
61.Ho avuto il cuore spezzato più a lungo di quanto sia stato innamorato
62.Al ristorante mi sono seduto a mangiare con estranei
63.Sono stato in Giappone
64.Scrivo il mio peso
65. Ho munto una mucca
66.Sistemo i CD in ordine alfabetico
67.Ho sognato di essere un supereroe da fumetto
68.Ho cantato in un karaoke bar
69.Sono stato a letto un giorno intero
70.Ho fatto immersioni subacquee
71.Ho sognato di essere invisibile
72.Ho fatto l’amore con qualcuno senza desiderarlo
73.Ho baciato sotto la doccia
74.Ho giocato nel fango
75.Ho giocato sotto la pioggia
76.Sono stato in un drive-in
77.Ho fatto qualcosa di cui pentirmi senza però pentirmi d’averlo fatto
78.Ho visto la Muraglia Cinese
79.Ho scoperto che qualcuno ha scoperto il mio blog
80.Ho ballato sopra il bancone di un disco bar
81.Ho iniziato un business
82.Mi sono sempre innamorato ricambiato
83.Ho visitato siti antichi
84.Ho fatto un corso di arti marziali
85.Ho suonato la stessa canzone per più di 6 ore
86.Ho partecipato ad un programma televisivo
87.Sono stato in un film
88.Ho rovinato una festa
89.Ho pianto vedendo un film
90.Ho amato qualcuno che non lo meritava
91.Sono stato baciato appassionatamente da provare le vertigini
92.Ho divorziato
93.Ho fatto sesso in ufficio
94.Ho fatto sesso in ascensore
95.Mi sono astenuto dal sesso per oltre 10 giorni
96.Ho cucinato biscotti
97.Ho vinto un concorso di bellezza
98.Sono stato in gondola a Venezia
99.Mi è venuta la pelle d’oca sentendo la lingua di un’altra persona
100.Ho almeno un tattoo
101.Almeno un piercing
102.Ho fatto rafting
103.Sono stato in uno studio tv come pubblico
104.Ho ricevuto fiori
105.Mi sono masturbato in luogo pubblico
106.Mi sono ubriacato da non ricordare più niente
107.Ho avuto dipendenze da droghe
108.Ho cantato in pubblico
109.Sono andato a giocare a Las Vegas
110.Ho mangiato pescecane
111.Ho inciso musica
112.Sono stato in Thailandia
113.Ho comprato una casa
114.Sono stato in zona di guerra
115.Sono stato in crociera
116.Mi sono depilato
117.Parlo più di una lingua
118.Mi sono fatto bendare
119.Sono stato coinvolto in una rissa
120.Ho emesso assegni a vuoto
121.Ho assistito a “Rocky Horror Picture Show”
122.Ho cresciuto bambini
123.Di recente ho comprato e ho giocato con qualcosa d’infantile
124.Ho seguito l’intero tour di un gruppo
125.Sono stato un groupie
126.Ho partecipato a uno Spring Break
127.Sono stato sulla ruota di Londra
128. Sono stato al Prater di Vienna
129.Ho scritto al Governatore del mio Stato
130.Ho traslocato e iniziato vita in un’altra città
131.Sono stato sul Golden Gate Bridge
132.Avrei voluto essere in un telefilm
133.Ho cantato in macchina per almeno 20 miglia
134.Ho subito un intervento di chirurgia plastica
135.Sono sopravvissuto a un incidente stradale
136.Ho scritto articoli per giornali
137.Ho fatto diete
138.Ho pilotato aerei
139.Ho accarezzato animali di cui ho paura
140.Ho fatto innamorare ma senza poter ricambiare
141.Ho fatto nascere un animale
142.Sono stato licenziato
143.Ho vinto soldi a un tv show
144.Mi sono rotto qualche osso
145.Ho ucciso animali
146.Ho ucciso esseri umani
147.Ho partecipato a un safari in Africa
148.Ho guidato una moto
149.Ho guidato un trattore
150.Ho dei piercings all’infuori delle orecchie
151.Ho sparato con armi da fuoco
152.Ho mangiato funghi trovati nel bosco
153.Sono stato cornificato
154.Ho subito operazioni chirurgiche
155.Ho fatto sesso su un treno
156.Ho fatto l’autostop
157.Ho avuto un serpente come animale domestico
158.Ho dormito per tutta la durata di un volo aereo
159.Ho visto più paesi stranieri che non stati americani
160.Sono stato in tutti i continenti
161.Ho viaggiato in canoa per più di due giorni
162.Ho fatto sci nautico
163.Ho mangiato carne di Canguro
164.Ho mangiato sushi
165.Ho fatto l’amore all’aperto
166.Ho preso a pugni qualcuno
167.Ho avuto relazioni della durata di oltre un anno
168.Ho fatto cambiare idea a qualcuno su qualcosa
169.Ho cambiato idea su qualcosa o su qualcuno
170.Ho fatto licenziare qualcuno
171.Mi sono lanciato col paracadute
172.Ho mangiato pomodori verdi fritti
173.Ho letto Omero
174.Ho pianto per una giornata intera
175.Ho avuto paura di morire
176.Ho rubato al ristorante
177.Ho rubato al supermarket
178.Ho chiesto scusa molto tempo dopo
179.Ho riparato da solo il mio computer
180.Ho fatto parte di una band
181.Ho barato al gioco
182.Sono stato arrestato
183.Ho bigiato la scuola
184.Non ho dormito per più di 48 ore di fila
185.Ho comprato scarpe e vestiti ad un mercatino rionale
186.Ho vomitato in luogo pubblico
187.Ho venduto qualcosa ad un estraneo
188.Ho comunicato con qualcuno non conoscendo la sua lingua
189.Ho rubato la saponetta dall’albergo
190.Ho bucato le ruote di una macchina o strisciato la carrozzeria
191.Ho fatto pipì all’aperto
192.Ho copiato un compito in classe
193.Ho fatto l’amore al primo appuntamento
194.Sono svenuto
195.Ho mangiato un pasto di soli dolci

07/01/2009

Far finta

Filed under: disappunto,latidimè — Oscaruzzo @ 16:59

Dopo esserci variamente sbattuti per arrivare in ufficio, chi in macchina, chi in treno, chi in tram e aver sonoramente bestemmiato contro la neve tutta la mattina, in pausa pranzo io e un paio di colleghi ci siamo cimentati nella gioiosa costruzione di un pupazzo di neve.

Giocavamo, ma facevamo finta.

La verità è che desideravamo unanimi che tutto questo freddo, questa umidità e questa scivolosità sparissero subito.

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